Chapter 9

Summary
Splinter wakes up and realises he forgot to study for his exam. He heads to his college to take his exam in theoretical quantum processors. Recommended study amount: 2000 hours; Splinter's study amount: 6 minutes then he gave up. Splinter realizes he can ask for help from Adviceowl. Megane-kun calls him and Splinter meets him in an alley to hand him his payment, an authentic loli butts book, in perfect condition. Adviceowl informs Splinter that he only has 1 transparent radio earpiece and that he will need to position himself atop a nearby radio tower from which he will communicate the test answers. Everything seems to be set, until they realize Mr. Steven "Deatheye" McFuckyou is the proctor for their examination. He shuts the curtains, cutting off Adviceowl's line of sight on the examination. Megane-kun convinces Deatheye to open the curtains a little bit, but Splinter still needs a distraction to pass him the radio earpiece. Suddenly, Jimmy shows up for a school shooting after Adviceowl tipped him off on Splinter. Splinter uses this opportunity to hand Megane-kun the earpiece. They take the test, using morse code to communicate the test answers from Adviceowl.